boomstick

BOOM-stik (noun)

1. A term used by Ashley "Ash" J. Williams in the motion picture "Army of Darkness" to describe his twelve-gauge, double-barreled, Remington shotgun possessing a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger.
2. In logging, any of the larger logs chained together to create a floating boom.
3. (slang) A shotgun, especially of the sawn-off variety.
4. (slang) One of many alternate names for a penis.

"Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? THIS... is my BOOMstick! The twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

by Gottabethegravy November 2, 2018

Boomsticked

someone who got blicked

someone who has gotten shot

Da’Von: Dat jawn crazy shorty ass ova dere done got boomsticked last night down the shore.

by BigDawgRon April 24, 2022

Goofstick

A large stick, often waves in the air by teachers when a students says something stupid or pointless

"Why I ought to hit you with my goofstick!"

by Goofstickguy45 April 20, 2018

broomstick position

A sex position used in Harry Potter by Harry and Ron to make Hermione jealous. It is best used when riding a broom through the air and making the brooms rest very heavily against one and another while saying hi to Hagrid.

Dumbledore said "hello kids" as Harry and Ron were in 'broomstick position' above him.

by OHYESYESBABY October 1, 2018

boofshmicked

being too appalled by something so you have to find a new word to describe it.

Brooke was so boofshmicked by her car being scratched that she could barely talk!

by gatorade air purifier April 2, 2023

boomstickery

verb: The act of using a shotgun on someone, such as in halo or doom. usually refers to when it is used excessivley.

Plr 1: man i just pwnd u in halo.

Plr 2: ya there was some definite boomstickery going on.

by Tatersalad1246 July 17, 2005

A Sahara Broomstick

This is when you are doing a girl doggy style and she starts giving you attitude you pull out your cock and stick your hard cock into her dry asshole.

"That bitch was giving me so much attitude when I was banging here from behind that I gave here A Sahara Broomstick she won't ever forget."

by Clydesdale February 1, 2008