Bootlicker

A term used by fragile internet leftists towards anyone that is in favor of law and order and supports meritocratic economics.

Person1: I want to work hard and achieve my own success for myself rather than having everything provided to me and I don't think burning down buildings as a "protest" should be allowed.

Person2: NAZI BOOTLICKER FASCIST (insert more buzzwords here)!!! GO LICK JEFF BEZO'S BOOTS!!!!! I am 15 and am very smart!!! (Inset topical political hashtag here)

by reasonableperson111 October 20, 2020

boondocker

1. Boondocker. v. A term derived by snowmobilers in which is used to describe a type of horrid poop. A boondocker (aka sidehiller) is when you are sitting on the throne slightly sideways and your poop, commonly of the runny type, slides down the side of your ass cheek. The term was made by snowmobilers, whom needed a term to describe this occurance, which is very common after eating greasy slider burgers at locals taverns. Snowmobilers used this term because to "boondock" means to tip your sled slightly on the side while riding, this is commonly done while mountain riding, and it is almost as if the poo is riding your ass cheek.

2. Boondocker. n. A company that makes nitrous sytems (no not "nawz") for snowmobiles, as well as other fuel induction modifications.

1. I ate the Ham & Cheese slider at Northern Exposer and within minutes I was on the throne with a wicked case of the boondockers.

2. Jeff is riding that awesome Yamaha Attak GT with a Bender Stage II turbo kit, Boondocker Nitrous system and a Boondocker EFI control box. He could dominate anything in site.

by rice hater April 19, 2006

Bootlickeritis

A type of mental illness, involving love and worship of authority figures. Bootlickeritis is characterized by normal people defending powerful leaders, even when the actions of such are clearly and, often wantonly, wrong.

Sufferers are often pathologically unable to admit their leader's faults, no matter how much hard evidence is shown to the contrary. Afflicted persons also usually do not personally know their leader of worship and will create delusional fantasies where they perceive faults.

Additionally, the affected will often attack anyone who betters society, as the idea of helping people rather than jailing or killing them, is against the rock-bottom morals of those with Bootlickeritis.

Person A: Old George is acting like a real wingnutter lately.
Person B: Yep, he's got textbook Bootlickeritis.

by Anti-Bootlicker July 17, 2019

bootlicker

According to leftists, bootlickers are people who like cops.

Joe: I like cops, they protect our towns and cities.
Emily: Oh my god, you are such a bootlicker! What about the innocent black lives they've killed?
Joe: I never said I support the racist ones-
Emily: Get away from me you filthy bootlicker!

by VeeTHis December 29, 2020

Bootlicker

1. A person who thinks everyone having autonomy of their own money is a nice thing, and that deadly, powerhungry dictators are a bad thing.

2. People who think judging the entire police force on the actions of a few is retarded.

Jim: "Help officer, that man stole my wallet."

Robin: "Ugh, of course you'd go to the police to protect your precious wealth, you bourgeois, bootlicker, 40% dog 1312 A CAB SHOOT..." *falls on the floor in a fit of incoherent rambling*

by CuteBoy56 May 30, 2019

Bootlicker

A term used by antifa pussies to describe anyone who doesn't agree with them.

My grandma just told me she's voting for Trump now, she's a fascist bootlicker.

by HandyRandy September 17, 2020

Bootlicker

The go-to "counterargument" cis/heterophobes use when someone complains about cis/heterophobia.

Person 1: "Okay, but not all cishets are x, y, and z. How does generalization and hypocrisy solve the problem of LGBT-phobia?"
Person 2: "Shut up, bootlicker!"
Person 1: "..."

by aethe_r March 30, 2020