Chili-Boarding

Pronounced: \Chil"i\-\Board"ing\
Enhanced interrogation technique using the same methods as 'water-boarding.' Act of using buckets filled with a mixture of urine and excrement which is substituted for water, then dumped on detainees (terrorists) heads to simulate the sensation of drowning in human waste in order to obtain valuable intellegence. Mostly used on terrorists who are especially dirty, since the use of water would actually clean them resulting in appreciation from said terrorist.

CIA interrogator 1: "Hey Smith, this guy won't budge. What should we do to get him to talk?"

Interrogator Smith: "Alright, he asked for it. Proceed with Chili-Boarding!"

by Billy Grundle May 1, 2009

Donkey Boarding

A variation on water-boarding in which you replace water with urine...from a live donkey.

Achmed was terrified when he heard the clap of the hooves on the cold concrete floor. He had heard the stories about Donkey Boarding but thought they were not true. It was in that moment that he realized he was about to be donkey boarded.

by JamMasterJay June 20, 2010

Flesh Boarding

Indo boarding while simultaneously sexually gratifying yourself with a flesh light.

Considered a taboo sport in most countries.

Sergio just got laid off and is passing the time by perfecting his switch hander cross steps to reach new and exciting levels of flesh boarding pleasure.

by g-town-4-life March 22, 2010

Boarding School Lesbian

A girl who may not actually be homosexual in the conventional sense but engages in lesbian activity in her boarding school due to no available males.

I was pissed about being away from boys but maybe I could still get my sugar from some Boarding School Lesbian.

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

Uni Boarding

Verb: To "ride" and do tricks on half of a skate board.

Noun: Half of a skateboard.

A bunch of skater kids have gone uni.
Do you want to go to the beach and do some Uni Boarding?

by SKATEfromwiki May 22, 2009

Baked boarding

snowboarding skateboarding wakeboarding surfboarding after smoking up the concentration and dazzed from smoking a joint while "Boarding"

going down a hill while "Baked boarding" concentrating and ur soo into it ur friends are laughing at u then u fall from being stoned and dont feal it and ur friends laught even more

by McdonaldEatingPS3Gamer January 10, 2011

Tongue Boarding

A form of kissing torture where in place of water, the tongue is used to deprive the recipients oxygen and create the sensation of drowning in tongue.

I was just trying to be nice so I let him kiss me, little did I know I needed to take a deep breath to make it through a session of tongue boarding!

by Relentless 34 September 15, 2014