Sitting on the Bonnet

Used to describe a period of time out usually accompanied by intense torturous thinking.
Most commonly at a party where you get some alone time to sober up and decide whether to drink more, attempt to pull a bird or curl up and die.

Yo dude, you nailin' that whale tonight?
Na bruv, I dunno, I've got to go sit on the bonnet I'm battered mcnattered.

Yo bru, are you jacking off in there, let me in, I've got to pee!
Na sorry mate I'm just sitting on the bonnet in here!

by Hentsep Renge March 2, 2009

scotch bonnet

the act of blowing one's load all up in some slut's hair.

she tried to take my dick out her mouf, but it was too late. she got her a scotch bonnet.

by Sanildris October 4, 2003

Easter Bonnet

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on persons head, this being followed by the cracking an egg over said's persons head and rubbing it in with his penis.

"I had the best Easter break ever, my wife even let me give her an Easter bonnet "

"My girl looked so hot wearing her Easter bonnet"

by azz19 February 8, 2018

Beetle Bonnet

the large area of fanny clam shown when a chubby girls wears leggings or cycling shorts. resembles the shape of a VW Beetle Bonnet.

fanny clam camels hoof mooseknuckle Beetle Bonnet

by smutty August 3, 2009

beetle-bonnet

A female bollock-bulge.

See also fanny-clam and monkey's-chin

"Wow! Look at the bollock-bulge on that bint"

"Yeh, real beetle-bonnet on that one mate"

by Marko The Great September 7, 2004

Car Bonnet

Used to describe when someone is willing to do something. Or when someone is showing an attraction to someone else.

Arron: Gareth are you coming faces tonight?
Gareth: Yes, I am on it like a car bonnet

by al_clarkey18 November 7, 2007

cock bonnet

During intercourse, the act of a man draping his wingy dingy over a woman's thinker.

Did you see Jessica's double-knotted cock bonnet? Rod and Dick really tied one off!

by HydeDrJekyll February 8, 2009