Bonerfied

Geting a boner in your ass.

I totally bonerfied that dude on halo

by XxScenexcorexX August 26, 2006

Bonerfide

Is when somebody owns their self so horribly on a message board, they constantly "change" the thread title. They want you to take a knee with no time left. This will be some loser Florida fan that lives at home probably and goes and crys to his mother when he gets owned. This will be the lowest of all lows of a person. Stay away from this idiots. Approach at your own risk.

bonafide7389 on NCAA message board.

Bonafide7389 just Bonerfide himself.

by i'm me and you know it November 24, 2009

bonerizing

to have something so cool it makes you have an erection weather with the cock or nipples

that car is bonerizing

by justin hellerstedt September 12, 2008

Bonerfied

When you see a very attractive woman but you are afraid to stick your penis inside of her because she most likely has 9-100 different diseases of the vagina, anal, or mouth area (or all of the above).

Those six sorority sisters with the same pair of leggings, jackets, and UGG boots look like they would be a great fuck, but I am completely bonerfied because they are such whores.

Dude, I am completely bonerfied after hearing that our friend got gonorrhea from her; fuck it, YOLO.

by McMunson May 16, 2014

Bonerise

To purposefully or otherwise give a man an erection.

I was just talking to the bloke but it turns out I accidentally bonerised him.

by rawcusfawcus October 14, 2014

boberize

"to make a personally new item suited for your personal needs" or "to modify an item to use in a manner different from its original intention, usually to save money or due to lack of availability". "Sometimes know as MacGyvering or to MacGyver"

I had to boberize my new travel trailer by building a storage bin under the fifth wheel by using of old siding that we took out of the house twenty years ago. Or using a paper clip heated in a campfire to melt solder to fix an electrical short when you didn't have the proper tools or supplies!

by Davyd K September 9, 2015

bonerhider

One who allows random individuals to conceal their erect male genetalia inside or their bodily orifices

Janet is such a bonerhider. Shell let anyone stick it in her

by Hooked on chronics stuck on st May 19, 2018