a bumpkin typically lives in a small midwest town, enjoys sitting on porches, speaks 5x slower then the average human being, likes to express their feelings, and usually hold jobs at ace hardware.
by HighClassBusinessWoman June 19, 2009
Get the bumpkin mug.1) I went down to Southern Delaware and those farmers are such fuzzy bumpkins.
2) I painted a fuzzy bumpkin and hung it on the fridge.
2) I painted a fuzzy bumpkin and hung it on the fridge.
by coprez May 23, 2004
Get the fuzzy bumpkin mug.Someone from a rural area. Carries connotations of backwardness or narrowmindedness. Syn. clodhopper, hayseed, hick, rube, yokel.
Before the age of mass communications, country bumpkins were often amazed by the technologies the saw in cities.
by Sashal March 31, 2004
Get the bumpkin mug.The act of giving oral pleasure to a man while he moves his bowels when sitting on a toilet.
Similar to a country bumpkin
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by DangerousDaryl December 30, 2006
Get the bumpkin mug.A bastardization of the word pumpkin, Bumpkin is a softener for hillbilly, hick, farmer, Hayseed, not to be confused with Redneck. In this vernacular a man referred to by these types would be a pumpkin, or a little sweet, read as Gay. The softening to Bumpkin usually gives it a more benign meaning like he's harmless or he's simple. Not minded, just without nefarious intentions. Which makes him an excellent Rube.
Country Bumpkin. Look at this Bumpkin straight off the farm. This Bumpkins' coming over hear to buy a used car.
by O-RenIsheE January 13, 2011
Get the Bumpkin mug.A country person who lives in a rural area like Union, Kentucky. Someone who usually just sits around and does nothing. Bumpkins usually wear flannels and overalls.
by LexiKR March 14, 2011
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