by hood.barbiee February 24, 2021
Get the bodega mug.Listen, I love being a dad, but my daughter is honestly useless. Doesn't cook or clean. Just goes to my favorite bodega, empties their inventory, and shits all day.
by anonymous August 27, 2025
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Get the Bodega Booty mug.It’s what convenience stores are called in NYC & something your typical townie New Yorker takes a lot of pride in for some reason.
by BobSagPants July 2, 2022
Get the Bodega mug.A small store in New York City that has 20 times the stuff it actually has room for; typically dividing into 10-12 aisles even though only 5 fit; sells everything from groceries to electronics to hash pipes and sometimes clothes; makes keys and sandwiches; offers better coffee than Starbucks for 1/3 the price; sells lottery tickets and burner phones; all come standard with a cat as a security guard. Never go in to just ask for change from a dollar.
Went to the bodega to make a key for my girlfriend and get a roast beef sandwich for lunch.
Couldn't maneuver out of the bodega because I got stuck behind three people in line for the cashier.
Almost tripped on the bodega cat that was sitting in the doorway.
Couldn't maneuver out of the bodega because I got stuck behind three people in line for the cashier.
Almost tripped on the bodega cat that was sitting in the doorway.
by NYLA_Jordan November 13, 2025
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