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Bocking

The art of using spring-loaded stilts to jump and run with animal agility. It is possible to achieve six feet of height or twenty-five miles per hour on flat ground. The sport is named after Alexander Boeck, the German inventor who came up with them.

Bocking is an acrobatic sport, mostly involving midair tricks, but it's really what you make of it. It's plenty fun enough to go out for a stroll, or go for a run and feel the wind in your hair, although running long distances requires extreme endurance. Daily bocking can likewise bring one's endurance to a completely new level.
As the sport stands as this is being written, bocking is more of an extreme sport than a method of transportation, although this fact may change as newer, lighter models with better springs come out.
Note: backflips and similar stunts are not made easier on bocks, contrary to common belief. They require less physical agility because of the spring action, but achieving the flipping motion is very difficult.
I was out bocking the other day, and I finally managed to do a 360 split kick!

Bocking this Halloween will be a riot.
by Frank VB January 20, 2009
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Bocking

buying a pint of super bock (a portuguese larger) with no intention to drink it and then Bock/whack (pouring) it over your head. Often more satisfying in groups of seven or more.
go into a bar in portugal, buy a pint of super bock for around three euro, pay the barman and then continue to Bock the bock larger over your head. This art form is called Bocking.
by Croon`s number 9 December 11, 2011
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blacking out

When you get so wasted/faded that your brain stops storing conscious memory's, and anything that you do while blacked out will not be remembered tomorrow.
"blacking out is the action that leads to being blacked out."
Black outs can be very unsettling/dangerous, but also create potentially hilarious situations.
"Dude, Bob's blacking out."
"Why? What's he on?"
"He took a couple Ambiens and another three shots."
by Osark January 16, 2008
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backing away slowly

To flee in a reversed motion to avoid extreme awkwardness.
Paul was busy masturbating until his mother walked into the room. She was backing away slowly.
by natedizzle7 January 3, 2014
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blacking out

when one consumes so much of a substance (typically alcohol) that one cannot remember one's actions at a later time, be it later in the night or the morning after

see also time travel
I blacked out as soon as i put that fifth of jack to my lips... what the hell did I do last night?

How the fuck did I get here? I must have blacked out

blacking out has nothing to do with electronics.
by -___________- January 15, 2008
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boocaking

Whenever you're talking or spending time with your boo.
Where the fudgecakes is Chris Crocker at?
He at his boyfriends', boocaking the bejeezus outta him!
by Boocaker June 13, 2010
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bonocking

adj. superlatively cool

(from bonock)
The party was bonocking
by Fast Eddie January 17, 2005
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