blorp

The greeting noise a cat makes, either due to pleasure or merely surprise

My cat just blorped a greeting at me

by PurpleKitten June 12, 2004

blorp

An exclamation made while belching

Person 1: *Blorp*

Person 2: "Good one."

by sam May 4, 2004

blorch

to ejaculate forcefully often achieving a distance if many feet!

i blorched so hard on tinas face that she got stuck to the ceiling

by richard February 10, 2005

blorping

When you hang out at your apartment cheerfully listening to 90s music while dancing and cleaning cat litter off the floor.

"perfect, I'm hungry too. I'll be there in 10 to 15 minutes after noon"
"OK! I'll be BLORPING around the house!"

by Trapper401 September 12, 2016

blorch

Slang for describing phlegm or snot.

When I had a cold, I had a lot of green blorch.

by cubical January 30, 2008

Blorpus

The all mighty Blorpus is all seeing and all consuming. it is not vengeful but craves chaos. It likes flesh of babies and hard core porn. Blorpus will consume all religions and form them into one.

Don't hurt me Blorpus

by Blorpus observer January 3, 2023

BLORTH

1.) The best of the best in American Football.

2.) A person who can easily make a joke and has a great sense of humor.

3.) A person who is highly optimistic.

Kat > No, I don't think that's possible.

Tony > Oh yeah it is, ya just gotta be flexible. ;)

by Tony March 10, 2004