Matt, the blond douche on TMZ

The person whose ass i would most like to kick on a daily basis. I don't know him personally but, i am irritated by his galactic ignorance and narcissism. People that have a public forum such as TMZ and open their mouths whenever possible, whilst failing to realize they are idiots, chap my hide something fierce and make me violent.

TMZ is a guilty pleasure of mine. I watch mainly to see and hear the on-air employees display their lack of wit and knowledge. The group consists of various,dimwitted, 20-somethings, but their undisputed king is "Matt, the blond douche on TMZ."

by Jessica Alba ex-mexican December 1, 2010

Tall Blonde VSCO Girl

A Tall Blonde VSCO Girl Is a VSCO girl who has assumed a leadership position in a VSCO Gang. A Tall Blonde VSCO Girl will usually have a boyfriend for about 2 days at a time. After the breakup a Tall Blonde VSCO Girl will post an eye picture on her VSCO account.

Man that Tall Blonde VSCO Girl tried to hit on me!

by VSCODestroyer September 24, 2019

bloing

1. v. To insert a joint that is fat enough to be compared to a blunt, or a short blunt that can be compared to a joint aka a "bloint" into the hole at the bottom of the bong bowl and proceeding to smoke. "Bloinging" or "bloingin'" as it is referred to is often the most enjoyable way to finish off a bloint without getting burned. Bloint + Bong = Bloingin'

"Man, this bloint is getting short, I'll put that shit in the bong and bloing it up!"

by king_bloint_420 September 25, 2008

Leggy Blonde

A blonde lady with extremely gorgeous legs, also the name of a song by "Flight of the Conchords"

Rhys: Leggy Blonde
Everyday I look across the office floor

There you where your hair down to your legs

And your legs down to the floor

by Dyaaar December 11, 2009

blonde

A person with blonde hair; a hair color. Blondes are often stereotyped. Someone's hair color has no effect on their intelligence and little effect on their behavior, aside from the fact that people may change to fit what society expects of them. Not all blondes are dumb or attractive.

Girl 1- OMG, I am such a valley girl, don't you lyk think I seem like I should be lyk "blonde?"
Girl 2- No, because your hair color has nothing to do with your personality. I think you're dumb.

by Nonegiven33 November 14, 2006

blonde-dyke

A slang term meaning 'white lesbian'. Possibly re-appropriated to mean "assertiveness" and "toughness".

"Hey Chad, wanna go to the frat house and hit up some blonde-dykes?"

"No thanks, Sterling, I'd rather eat a klondike."

by offthewhim December 11, 2007

jolie blonde

The archetypical Cajun song, supposedly written by a prisoner about a beautiful woman who left him for another. It is considered the unofficial Cajun anthem. The painter George Rodrigue made an especially touching and effective painting of this fictional character, who has replaced the insipid Evangeline as representative of the Cajun sensibility.

It's not a fais-do-do (impromptu dance attended by people of all ages) unless the band plays "Jolie Blonde."

by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006