blogs

plural of the popular internet word blog.

See the definition of blog for an explaination.

by Mitch April 13, 2005

Blogstipationist hobo

A hobo that cannot blog, or cannot think of anything to blog about.

That hobo with a macbook over there is a blogstipationist hobo.

by Donald Qeuel December 25, 2008

Bloshc

Hard anal sex, usually against a railing, bars, or a cactas.

Mike: "Bloshc! Bloshc!"
Tyler: "Ouch Fucker!"
Mike: "Bloshc?"
Tyler: "Nooooooooo!" (Dies)

by Kyle "Super" Sanchez May 8, 2007

BlogHer

BlogHer (not to be confused with BlogShe): It’s a conference that happens in July. You get there on Thursday and party. Friday you go to a few sessions and realize they are all kind of boring. Go get drunk with your friends. Saturday you go to the sessions that your friends or celebrities are speaking at and then you stalk them and give them love letters with pictures of them and your cat. Saturday night you tell everyone your deepest secrets and also accidentally flash some people. Sunday important stuff happens but you skip it to sleep in and then you go to the airport.

"I went to the BlogHer conference but all I got was this lousy hangover."

by The Troubless April 15, 2008

Bloghard

When a blogger gets all high and mighty and posts something that has them come off as tough and/or cool. Being bloghard usually consists of bashing other peoples blogs, bashing celebrities or musicians, or bashing common opinions without any real reason all from the comfort of their own living room.

"Hey did you guys hear that Brittany Murphy passed away?"

"Late pass dumbass."

"Whoa someone is a little bloghard, sorry I was trying to make conversation."

by standardspit December 27, 2009

blogsturbation

1. Featuring someone or something to a ridiculous extent on a blog with no sense of objectivity or self awareness.

2. Verbal masturbation on a blog

Blogsturbation: Perez Hilton can't stop blogsturbating to Lady Gaga.

Blogsturbation: Anything John Mayer writes in blog form.

by dirty microphone January 28, 2010

Blogaholic

Someone obsessed with blogging, and because they can't keep on coming up with topics their blogs seem more like text messages.

Guy: Wow those people who run runscape are such Blogaholic's
Other Guy: Wow you play runescape.

Blogaholic: Went Starbucks and got coffee.
Comment: Starbucks eh?

by yrbaM nitsuA January 8, 2011