The Freeway Blogger

A spineless narcissist who litters the California freeways with asinine political statements that reflect his severely fractured psyche. His inflated sense of importance and self worth are simply covers for his cowardly nature. Instead of standing by his signs, he chooses to avoid criticism by tucking his tail between his legs and scampering off.

The Freeway Blogger talks a big game, but everyone knows he's a cowardly pussy.

by ScarlettPussyman15 March 26, 2008

Emo Blogger

One who only uses blogs to bitch about how bad their life is, even though nobody ever reads them.

Dear Livejournal,

My mom wouldn't let me go to the Panic at the Disco concert, then my cat fell off the roof and my girlfriend broke up with me, so I"m going to go cut myself now
:)

</3 emo blogger

by Thnx4thmmrs July 1, 2008

bloggerina

the prima donna of the blogosphere who takes blogging to a whole new level into an art form. May or may not be wearing a tutu while blogging -- has an unhealthy obsession with the color pink.

That bloggerina's blog is really pink!

by Haemi February 5, 2005

Bathroom Blogger

Someone who writes on the wall of a bathroom stall while using the toilet.

Last time I was in stall number 2 I saw an amazing critique of the utility of Scott's mom, coupled with a drawing of a penis, done by the bar's most prolific bathroom blogger, Jocko.

by Chaz Burgundy November 4, 2007

Bloggess

Noun. A woman whose sense of reality is so warped that she can't exist outside a blog. A typical blogess will make up words, invent illnesses and kill pets in order to post.

Man, that Jenny is such a Bloggess.

by Willowtree March 2, 2008

bloggerssisstic

When someone has a blog that they won't stop talking about.

C: "Have you read my blog yet?"
"You should read my blog."
"Well, if you read my blog, you would already know that."
"I am SO posting this picture on my blog."
H: "Shut up! You are so bloggerssisstic."

by Mycket January 9, 2009

Bloggerhood

An elusive, secret society of elite bloggers. Although speculated, no one has yet been able to produce a complete list of its members, nor have they been able to determine exactly what their mission or goals are.

"What is this ‘bloggerhood’? Is it a super secret ninja samurai society that only the elite bloggers in the world are allowed it? Do they have super secret meetings/pot-luck dinners in locations only known to the brothern of the bloggerhood?" -quoted from bitknoxy.com

by BloggerhoodSeeker December 9, 2008