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2) My family reniuon was the blurst! It started off great, and then everyone got drunk and started fighting.
2) My family reniuon was the blurst! It started off great, and then everyone got drunk and started fighting.
by sam ward June 15, 2007
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Get the blest mess mug.Someone who is the death of a party of social get together. Typically exhibits traits including those of a perriwinkle, piss knuckle and fuck knuckle. The person is generally a black hole that sucks the energy out everyone around them with nonsensical facts that has no basis in reality. They typically talk just to be part of a conversation without adding any value whatsoever. You can spot them by the uncomfortable silence that follows right after they have spoken. A really strong blertus can kill a conversation just by their presence within the general vicinity.
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