Speed-Bleeder

noun. A human female who has a short time of menstruation. This usually constitutes a shorter "blowjob week", but also rejoice in her male counterpart upon discovery that intercourse may resume more expediently than expected.

John: You're still bleeding, aren't you.
Jane: Heavens no, John, I'm done!
John: What!... Jane, that's not even 3 days. You're quick!
Jane: That's right- I'm a speed-bleeder

by leahclarkbutler August 19, 2011

bleeder valve

inserting a piece of surgical tubing into the vagina and stapping the other end to the thigh so as to bleed off excessive air in the the pussy, hence cutting down the pussy farts.

I banged a chick last weekend that was so noisy she needed a bleeder valve.

by fetishknight May 19, 2006

Weiner Bleeder

Noun. Verb

A penis that bleeds. Kind like a period but it happens one day a week mostly on a wednesday

Noun example :
September-"He's such a Weiner Bleeder"

Verb Example:
Mitchell-"Dude, I'm Weiner Bleeding today"
Kyle-"Awh man, I was Wenier Bleeding yesterday."

by KittySock October 14, 2009

elephant bleeder

n. an individual characterized as being a strong democrat.

"Sarah Palin is so devout a democrat that when you cut her, elephants drop out."
"So that makes her an elephant bleeder?!"

by fluncenterin September 12, 2009

Brain Bleeder

a substance usualy a hard drugthat makes your brain bleed. tripple c will usualy do the trick.

man i was all up on those brain bleeders last night.

by shenzy August 8, 2008

24/7 Bleeder

When a girl acts emotional, and has mood swings, all the time. It almost seems like it`s her `time of the month` all the time. In short, a total bitch and a bring-down.

Roger: Hey man, Shirley freaked today for no apparent reason.

Dominic: I know! What a 24/7 Bleeder!

by JABBAJ May 7, 2009

Bunny Bleeder

when a person shoves a medal rod up a rabbits penis-hole,then pisses it out with chunks of flesh spewing into your mouth.

Man,Chris really gave Snowball a Huge Bunny Bleeder!!!!

by loiuytrfgtyhju December 28, 2008