when a wound occurs, such as a papercut, and begins to bleed immediately, normally resulting in a bloody mess.

A medical device used to rupture and drain haemorrhoids. Also often used by geriatric homosexual deviants with abovementioned problem in order to enhance ass-fucking pleasure

An overly emotional and/or dramatic person; a person who is always in some sort of emotional crisis. A soul bleeder is not the same as someone who is "emo" or "goth"; they are usually normal looking people; the type of person who writes sad poems to perform at open mic night, or someone who blogs about how every part of their day is a tragedy. A soul bleeder typically uses sympathy and/or guilt to ensure they are the constant center of attention.

one who bleeds if you shoot them in the chest plate

a video gaming session of preposterous length

A chick that is on the rag and all she wants to do is dry hump your leg.

A person so fat person that he/she (in fantasy) would be able to bleed butter instead of blood.