Bland Identity 

When someone/a company creates a new brand identity and it is boring and blah (bland) - doesn't do anything for the brand and is pretty much worse than the brand was to begin with.

Customer 1: Did you notice the new logo for that computer store.
Customer 2: Yeah man, but it's boring. They didn't do anything to it. All they did was get themselves a new bland identity. They'll go under in a month.

Bland Identity by DaveMK March 2, 2010

Bland umami 

A person who is flavorful yet he/she doesn't live to his/her full flavor. This person is exciting but doesn't act on his/her wants or feelings.

She's such bland umami

Bland umami by sachikatdare July 26, 2015

Bland dick

When your dick needs some seasoning before your girl eats it normally a flavor lube.

But some flavor on that bland dick before I eat it.

Bland dick by Ivanieortiz July 19, 2017

bland gay 

A homosexual who likes a handful of people of the opposite sex. This term is used to mock those who use “spicy straight”

“Those kpop guys are lowkey hot.”
“But you’re gay lol.”
“No. I’m a ✨bland gay✨.”

bland gay by that bisexual kpop weeb September 10, 2020

bland out

Defines a state of boredom or a lost sense of direction. Can also be used to define a "choke" or "whiff".

1.Damn dude I feel bland out, there's nothing useful about me.

2.Sheesh bro you bland out that clutch though but good try.

3. You good? You bland out on B site bro, bomb planted on A.

bland out by wirelessmoke May 10, 2021

Robert L Bland Middle School 

this place is a hell hole where everyone is either back stabbing bitches or fuckboys that end up no where in life and the okay people here are just stupid for staying here and the teachers are dickheads that do nothing for kids

Boy: what school do you go to
girl: robert l bland middle school

boy:*runs away*

Robert L Bland Middle School by yee2thehaw69 March 6, 2019

john bland 

A man whom only eats ass

Hey what're you doing tonight?
Imma john bland some bitch

john bland by Curse of Three October 7, 2017