The Bammer Hammer

The ignition device of the boom dust to shoot a pew from a pew shooter.

"I think the bammer hammer is jammed"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"

by Lavabite October 26, 2020

Blammed

the most fire song in friday night funkin

hey jerry did you hear blammed? it's fire and made my computer explode

by icantfindanyaskers March 6, 2021

Blammered

(adj)To be so blazed and hammered at the same time that weird shit starts to happen

dud i was so blammered last night that my dog told me to sit yahahahhaha

by Cannabinator June 10, 2009

Sheala Blummert

The girlfriend of child actor Finn Wolfhard.

Millie: Oh I sure wish I was Sheala Blummert!
Sadie: Yeah, she has the hottest boyfriend alive!

by Briana Grazer June 17, 2018

O-blamer

An extreme right-winger who will blame President Obama for anything and everything under the sun. Obama can do no right in their eyes, even when he proposes ideas that were originally republican ideas. An O-blamer is that crazy, reclusive uncle who at family gatherings will go from a completely unrelated topic into a tirade about how Obama is a socialist who wants to take all your guns away, force everyone to gay marry, build mosques in every city, ad nauseam. While there are certainly legitimate criticisms of Obama's policies, O-blamers are known to let their imaginations run wild.

O-blamer: "I was so hoping to get a Hummer H2, but I lost my 401k when that godless-kenyan-muslim-socialist-commie-nazi-antichrist was elected, and now I'm stockpiling ammo for the revolution!"

Everyone else: (quietly observes for fear of sending the O-blamer into a violent fit of rage)

by Def0xifier December 5, 2013

Blammers

The unattractive girls that get into parties because their friends are hot. (Or if they sneak in/are on the list somehow)

Bro Chad only hooks up with straight blammers

by YoungGWIL January 6, 2016

Blammed

A good Friday Night Funkin song that features the one and only Pico

Guy 1: "Hey dude, have you listened to Blammed?"
Guy 2: "No I haven't."
Guy 1: "Then go listen to it!"

by Sr Noob March 9, 2021