bitterbits

'bitterbits' is the name given to someone whose 'bits' are bitter in taste.

I don't think I'll call Janie, she turned out to be a bitterbits.

by JeSuisSteph March 27, 2008

bittertweet

The act of sending a tweet in which the user reflects on a sentimental moment of their life, i.e. a graduation, the end of a life period, or the passing of a loved one.

"OMG No longer in high school!!! Gonna miss it but moving on to bigger and better things!"

"RIP Grampa Joe. You lived a great long life but I'm glad you're in a better place now."

"All these bittertweets are bumming me out, man."

by SamSJS June 22, 2012

britterated

(adj) the feeling of being exhausted to the point of tears; desperate for sleep

I had to pull an all-nighter to finish my paper, and now I am britterated.

by TrustworthyEnglishStudent March 3, 2015

mitteration

mitteration

Speaking like Mitt Romney. Boring, pointless droning on political topics with minimal show of emotion and frozen facial expression as he lies and changes political stances from minute to minute. Listening first produces a zombie-like state followed by unconsciousness.

A mitteration:

I am strongly in favor of a woman's right to choose.

(Next day) Unless she chooses an abortion.

(Two days later) Or to marry another woman.

(Three days late) Women shouldn't need to choose anything, they should be subservient to their husbands.

by docsterx September 13, 2012

buttertits

a woman whose only redeeming quality is her breasts.

What do you think of my new girl? Damn Jimmy, she is fugly buttertits are fucking awesome.

by jotthedot May 9, 2008

Buttersticks

Someone who can't get enough of eating unhealthy foods so they might as well eat butter; usually a largely obese woman who looks as if they eat whole sticks of butter.

Adizzle: "Wow, look at buttersticks over there!"

Idog: "Omg there's too many fat rolls on her to count...what's her name again?"

Adizzle: "Kaitlin"

Idog: "Pfff more like buttersticks."

by ShutupKevin October 8, 2011

butterstick

Possibly the cutest panda in the whole world as seen on panda cam, stopping normal working hours and forcing people to live vapidly in the small world of bamboo and naps. Butterstick also goes by the stick and lives in a zoo.

Right now, Butterstick is sleeping. Oooh! He just rolled over.... Now his legs are twitching! Aww... He's a little ball of fur. Awwwwwww....
-Wonkette Dec. 1, 2005

by telmary December 28, 2005