Birther

An anti-choice advocate who wants laws mandating every pregnancy to end in birth.

Birthers are protesting outside Planned Parenthood again.

by Kmv1982 September 6, 2019

Birthday Dump

A poop that requires no toilet paper afterwards due to the fact that it left nothing behind on your behind.

Dude, I was just taking a shit and realized there was no toilet paper. Luckily it was a birthday dump, or I would have been in big trouble.

by Noobraham Lincoln May 30, 2008

birthday massacre

A rock band from Toronto, Canada. A truly remarkable blend of fantasy and horror. While one might use words like "metal," "goth," or even "powerpop" to describe such a sound, "dreamy" and "surreal" do the band far more justice. It's a sound so uniquely visual, you might describe it more like a painting or a feeling. It's as if the story of David Fincher's "Seven" appeared like "Alice in Wonderland," but everything was a creamy shade of violet.

The Birthday Massacre is releasing a vide soon.

by VKX April 28, 2005

herpe birthday

The very first recorded blossoming of sores on an individual (either orally, genitally, anally, or elsewhere on the human body) as caused by the herpes virus.

Todd: Sam, it looks as though I've got a pretty bad sore down there. Do you have any clue as to what it might be?

Sam: Why, Todd, that appears to be a case of genital herpes! This must be your first outbreak; in which case, Herpe Birthday, my friend!

by not_my_good_eye August 7, 2012

Birth

A mistake that cannot be a undone

October 23 is the day of birth

by TheWildHuman May 3, 2017

Birthday

The one day of the year that you should be able to do whatever you want, but ends up being the day that you do what everyone else thinks you want.

Ricky: "I'm good with just staying home and watching Football..."

Family/Friends: "No! It's your Birthday! Come on, let's go out for dinner/drinks/socializing!"

by Choopies December 14, 2010

switched at birth

A popular ABC family TV show about two teenage girls who find out they were switched at birth when a nurse mixed up their name anklets.

Wow! Switched At Birth is such an amazing TV show!

by bambambeautyqueen July 15, 2014