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A terrible word used when the time reaches like 5 am and the birds start chirping.. usually signals that the sexting needs to come to an end.. as well as the masturbating.. so that can actually wash up and get to bed since the sun is literally rising
Time is hitting 530ish..

Him: *Now move you to the edge of the bed.. parting your legs.. and lustfully move closer*

Her: Damn.. would continue.. but.. birds!!!

Him: Little fuckers
Birds! by Charged Penguin June 15, 2020
A new, fresh alternative to answering questions with "Your mom."
Person 1: What is the meaning of life, in your opinion?

Person 2: BIRDS.
BIRDS. by GIRw4ffl3z1869 January 5, 2022

Birds Aren’t Real 

A movement dedicated to spreading the feathered gospel that the government mercilessly killed 12 billion birds and replaced them with an exact drone copy.
Person 1: Look at that bird!

Mentally superior person 2: you sheep! Haven’t you heard that Birds Aren’t Real! Wake up!

birds take a bath 

A statement use to describe the process of cooking cocaine to its purist form.
"How about these birds take a bath, and lets see how clean this stuff is."

birds of a feather 

Peeps with similar appearance, likes, or behavior.
Birds of a feather flock together.
birds of a feather by Downstrike December 23, 2004

Birds in my nest 

When a guy says this it means he came in his pants and his genital regions got sperm on it.His pubic hairs in this area have been covered in sperm and now have dried up creating a nest.
Guy says :There are birds in my nest
Person next to him: what are you talking about?
Guy says: You don't wanna know
Birds in my nest by GuyGaiden23X December 14, 2017