Birch Run 

as in Birch Run, Michigan.
a smaller town in Saginaw County.
a farm town with a large outlet mall.
that everyone in Michigan knows as "that place with the mall."

"where are you from?"
"Birch Run."
"That place with the mall?"
"Yeah."

Birch Run by oliveoyl August 2, 2008

birch bitch 

A dumbass that's stupid as a birch tree

That fool got an E on that test, he's a birch bitch

birch bitch by your not my dad April 4, 2015

birch hook 

A hand-held tool used to hook and grab wood. Commonly used with the handling and throwing of firewood. Is shaped like a "J", with a sharp tip at one end and a handle at the other.

birch hook by Mel Function September 5, 2003

birch trees 

The worst kind of tree to ever exist. The Cheese Army will not accept birch trees. They must burn for the cheese god.

You suck, you're worse than birch trees.

birch trees by boocket March 25, 2022

Birch Trail 

An all girls camp located in Minong, Wisconsin: population 521. It's definitely the best place to spend your summer! There are many fun traditions at Birch Trail, such as Biffer (crazy game of tag with flour and whipped cream), Pandemonium (1st session color war), TIAD (2nd session color war) and Kangaroo Kourt (people are found guilty or innocent for funny things done throughout the summer). Their philosophy is "color your days bright."

I love Birch Trail!

Birch Trail by 28728394 February 28, 2007

birch branch 

A penis. Birch branch is another word for the male genitals due to its shape.

If I felt this person's crotch area, would I find a birch branch?

birch branch by Barry Shlong May 26, 2008

Birch Bark Canoe 

A dirty, crusty pussy usually seen the morning after sex. Also, very common during outings where no running water is present.

Yo Dude,

Your sister and I went camping this weekend and by Sunday her Birch Bark Canoe was making my cock sore.

Birch Bark Canoe by yourdirtydiaper August 24, 2009