An ugly, greasy, old, sex crazed bastard who likes to rub "Falafel" (aka Loofah) on girls breasts. Also thinks he has a large penis.
by Eric Blair March 27, 2005
a racist homophobe that like's to secetly lay down in a shower stall while other men shit all over him.
can't you just see it, bill o'reilly just laying down while geraldo and sean hannity just stand over his wrinkled hate filled body spraying shit all over him, finally his dick get's hard after geraldo drop's a log on his chin. a clear bubble forms at the end with a maggot inside, the maggot pop's the bubble and runs away to join a prolife group somewhere.
can you see that happening?
can you see that happening?
by jeff h taylor May 23, 2006
A white christian male (aka an average American) who is on Fox news. He claims to be fair and balanced and that the "spin stops here" but he is obviously more conservative than not. In the past he sexually harassed women. Somones however, he can be reasonable like when he thinks that jail time shouold be stricter for child rapists. I agree with that, thats a sensible decision. However, he constantly bashes the democrats labeling them the "dangerous far left" and always cuts off people who disagree with them.
When Pat Robertson said Islam was evil, Bill O'Reilly took a stand, not because those were racist comments but because it would hurt the war on terror, he only cares about that.
Bill O'Reilly doesnt think gay people make good actors (seriously)
Bill O'Reilly doesnt think gay people make good actors (seriously)
by Smart, Sane, Super great March 21, 2006
by dave collen February 17, 2005
A professional bully with an "angry regular guy" schtick employed by Fox News. His main virtue is that he actually thinks for himself, unlike many other prominent conservative personalities; unfortunately, that virtue is lost in the knee-jerk hatemongering, bullying behavior, and frequent and well-documented lying that he does.
I want to respect Bill O'Reilly, I really do, but what nice things can you say about a guy who tried to browbeat the son of a 9/11 survivor just because he was against the Iraq war?
by Brian X October 2, 2003
Bill O'Reilly (to teleprompter): Fucking thing sucks!
Bill O'Reilly (to some atheist guy): Tide goes in, tide goes out. You can't explain that.
Bill O'Reilly (to some atheist guy): Tide goes in, tide goes out. You can't explain that.
by VenkmanMcFly February 25, 2014
Scrubbing devices made from dried gourds. Used in phone-sex fantasies (but mistakenly called falafels) by Bill O'Reilly.
Bill O'Reilly ordered three loofahs at the Lebanese restaurant, prompting the waitress to return with a flaming kebab dangling from her anus and wearing a wire feeding directly to the R.O.G.P (Randy Old Goat Police)
by 6079 Smith W March 23, 2005