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Twitter-Bitter

Being so sick of Twitter, even the mention of it brings on a nausea and sometimes a violent rage. Twitter-Bitter can be as mild as dry heaves and a light rash, or as extreme as loading your rifle, and looking for the nearest bell tower. There is no known cure.
1. The minute Jenny started to mentioned Twitter and her ridiculous mindless , and seemingly endless tweets, I became Twitter Bitter and wanted to punch her in the face.

2. I refuse to have a twitter account. I find the concept of it ridiculous. I am Twitter-Bitter.
by MoDacious-AltaLoma March 13, 2010
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biter

She is such a biter, she totally copied my outfit.
by skandel0us August 7, 2003
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fart biter

An individual who must fart but is reluctant to do so, therefore tries to clench the sphincter in order to "bite" the fart off into smaller, less noticeable mini-farts.
The fart biter was desperately trying to escape the public eye so he could ease his smelly problem.
by jedi2169 March 26, 2008
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Bitterlligerent

When one is both bitter or angry and belligerent or outwardly sour at the same time. It can be used to refer to either one's personality or actions in a present or past tense.
That girl was quite bitterlligerent and hostile last night.

That man gets very bitterlligerent when he drinks
by FreeRyderInc March 10, 2010
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white van bitter

A beer of unknown origin delivered in contravention of a licensee's contract with his approved suppliers, in the dead of night, by a white van.
This beer isn't Tetley's, I think it is White Van Bitter.
by Mad4MMR August 14, 2006
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pillow-biter

An exceptionally vigorous butt-pounding between men in the dorsal-ventral position, generally noteworthy for its combination of depth, force and velocity, such that the poundee is transported to an otherworldly, orally-fixated state of extreme "hurt-so-good" pleasure as to unconsciously bite down on a pillow, duvet, forearm, Jack Russel terrier, or anything else that happens to come with close proximity of his mouth.
Josie: Did you see Tom last night?

Johnny: Until the lights went out, then I saw stars.

Josie: Total pillow-biter, huh?

Johnny: Been spitting out feathers all day.

Josie: The Tomster sure likes to pound ass.

Johnny: One of his many charms.

Josie: Many?

Johnny: Hey now...
by JohnnyAZ May 18, 2006
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bitter blue

Term characterizes the hopeless state of total isolation--anomie.
Only the walls speak during my bitter blue moments.
by Muyuna February 5, 2005
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