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Elaina Bobbit caught John Wayne Bobbit with his pants down, so she decided to grab his weenee and bobbit! <sword is for illustrative purposes only>

by Mike Bozdog June 24, 2006

bobbity wiggles

The motion created from fornicating so violently that the breasts on the female, or sometimes the male, end up flapping and jostling about with great force. Usually the party suffering the bobbity wiggles experiences a great amount of breast pain afterwards.

"Man, I tapped that so hard her breasts hurt."
"Was she suffering a mad case of the bobbity wiggles?

by Stykz September 25, 2007

bobbitt punch

When you are getting a blow job and you punch the top of the girls head really hard, so that her teeth clamp down and bite your penis.

"Scott was into S&M and surprises, so he decided to give Mary a bobbitt punch when she least expected it!"

by Scott Stiner March 21, 2008

bobbit

one who cuts off the penis of their husband and/or significant other.

"omg i just pulled a bobbit ... i cut off my husband's wang!"

by Lorena April 20, 2005

Bibbity Bobbity Bacon

The act of adding bacon or bacon bits to other foods

Not interested in this salad? Well then Bibbity Bobbity Bacon,I just made it an entrée.

by dph1479 July 6, 2010

bibbitt

those annoying little round pieces of fuzz that stick to cloths in the most unflattering places...

i had a bibbitt on my crotch once.

by some.woman January 23, 2008

Babbitted

When you die for something really fuckin’ stupid.

“How did the Confederates lose the Civil War mum?”
“They got Babbitted son.”

by Fergman January 9, 2021