Exercise

Something yo fatass should be doing right now.

Fit Friend: Dude you really need some exercise, you have been in the house for days playing god of war
Fatass: Nah m8, I might die out there fam.

by XChristinaXx June 30, 2017

Kegel Exerciser

A stainless steel rod that men and women use to strengthen the Kegel muscles (pelvic floor).
Also a common excuse for a women to purchase a dildo...

Jane: What is that in your sock drawer? A dildo?

Fern: No, of course not... it's, er... a Kegel Exerciser.

Jane: Oh... that's completely reasonable. I'm sorry to have called you a sexually starved slag.

Fern: ... you didn't...

by goatonwire June 2, 2009

Pointless Exercise in Futility

1. An action that achieves no end or goal.

2. An action to achieve a goal that is unachievable.

3. An action that achieves an end or goal that is in itself pointless

Trying to culture an american is a pointless exercise in futility.

by Old_Bean September 10, 2005

sexercise

An exercise that builds up muscles used during sex. Usually used by people who plan on having sex in the future. By doing sexercises you can increase pleasure for you and your partner!

Example: kegel, pc muscle

Even though I'm a guy, if I keep these sexersizes up, I'll be able to have multiple orgasms!

by Not Luke January 7, 2005

Brexercise

Exercise for your brain.

Im feeling a little slow today, I need my brexercise to keep my mind sharp.

by welshbeastie January 22, 2010

Bedercise

n. Any exercise that you can accomplish without leaving your bed.

1. This Tempurpedic pillow is so heavy! Lifting it is definitely good bedercise.

2. Hey baby, why don't we head back to my place and bedercise together.

by suitvestmanifesto January 11, 2013

the exercise game

The explanation given when a child "walks in" on a sexual act in progress.

When my daughter walked in on my wife and I going at it, I explained that I was simply helping mommy stretch to play the exercise game.

by medic4194 January 15, 2010