Beverly

She's usually quite beautiful, in a unique and stellar kind of way. You'll want to stare at her and try to figure her out, but she will laugh and look away. She loves books and art, and enjoys vintage music. She is the type of girl who is usually in a long term relationship and she loves her boyfriend with her whole heart. She is something special, and if you find a girl named Beverly you should do everything you can to keep her.

"Who is that girl? She's... amazing."
"Oh, that's Beverly. She's incredible but I swear she is gonna marry her boyfriend. She loves him."

by The guy that loved her August 23, 2012

bevetting

To attempt to argue by spouting inane, indefensible opinions, backed by quotations that are either presented out of context, or have no real bearing on the argument at hand. For origins, see bevets.

"I don't know what annoyed me more, his quote jizzing, or the general degree to which he was bevetting."

by Farkers and Farkettes September 8, 2005

sandy beverage

What results when you have completed the art of fellating someone, you spit into the cup on the nightstand, and leave it sitting there for weeks.

Nota bene: You should never spit it out, so sandy beverages should not ever exist, but they do.

I woke up in the morning and had morning mouth, so i reached for what I thought was glass of water, but it turned out to be a sandy beverage. What a pleasant surprise!

by Trebla May 2, 2008

Beverly

In Ex-evangelical circles "Beverly" denotes an evangelical Christian that is that engrossed in the evangelical culture to the point of naivety and ignorance about how it effects other people. The term comes from the "Someone died Beverly!" meme.

My mother is such a Beverly. She thinks God is looking out for her because she got all pink Starbursts in the package.

by exvie December 18, 2018

Beverley

A beautiful, energetic, confident, funny women who loves to have fun.Who does not take any shit from anyone and she is really fun to be around.

Wow she is so fun to be around

Ya she is such a "Beverley"

by Nevaeh Brown June 6, 2017

bevet

Derived from a particularly zealous user on fark.com. In general use can be used to refer to most general fanatics and fanboys.

Summon the bevets!

by mike b October 18, 2003

beverage

What drinks are when they're not allowed somewhere.

Sign: "No food or beverages"

You: "What the fuck is a beverage?"

by ex-cretin September 17, 2010