belarusian alarm clock

It is when you wake up in the morning with lots of kisses from the great girl that hugged you the whole night, after having very few hours of sleep, because you had very much sex the night before. Despite the fact that you are almost dead and all you want to do in the world is sleep, belarusian alarm clock gives you an awesome feeling that wakes your entire body up.

This morning I had the best alarm clock - the belarusian one!

I miss a belarusian alarm clock so much!

by Panda2652 March 30, 2014

belax

verb. to calm down

"Why are you all worked up? Just belax, man."
"Belax? Don't you mean relax?"
"Hey, just be it so you don't have to re it."

by Col Trautman July 1, 2003

bedlam

a mental hospital in london, word used to say something/someone is crazy

person 1: i'm going to ride my bike off my roof
person 2: thats bedlam

or something like "mike is totally bedlam"
basically any time you use the words crazy, stupid or any other word meaning the same thing, you can replace it with bedlam

by blmnkychck April 24, 2007

Beaulac

1. To stab someone with an available sharp object, ideally a paring knife. Originates from a local Spokane boy who stabbed someone in response to potential violence

2. To overreact to a situation with violence.

1. Well when the customer didn't agree with the resolution I provided, I had to Beaulac 'em. Lucky I had a paring knife on me.
2. Well my mail was late again so of course I went Beaulac him. Now I have to hide the body.

by Neighborhood 3 Ninja September 12, 2009

beulahful

The state of being all things Beulah

Beulah was walking down the street and was Beulahful.

by Dougup December 19, 2016

bedlamphile

n. 1. One that loves or has a strong affinity or preference for old insane asylums or general chaos. 2. The feeling of loving or having a strong affinity or preference for old insane asylums or general chaos.

ETYMOLOGY:
Middle English Bedlem, Hospital of Saint Mary of Bethlehem, an institution in London for the mentally ill. New Latin -philus, from Greek -philos, beloved, dear, from philos, beloved, loving.

The bedlamphile walked the halls of the old insane asylum drinking in the surroundings, photographing the dark halls and reminiscing about it's lurid history.

by ~m December 23, 2004

Belato

The full feeling in your belly after eating at least two scoops of gelato.

All that gelato gave me belato!

by Beena May 4, 2006