bottled

To ram one's penis into another's eye.

Bottled my gf hard last night.

by CurtisSmehlers March 8, 2007

Bottled

Internet slang/lingo for when someone gets tricked into going to the shock site bottleguy.com

You should have seen the look on Neil's face when he got bottled yesterday!

by Carabas - Lewl October 10, 2006

Bottled twater

Water that can be found for sale in grocery stores that is virtually indistinguishable from actual tap water.

I don't know why you waste your money on that bottled twater its the same thing.

My kid came home with a case of bottled twater so had to remind him how close he is to 18 years old and by the way he looked at me I don't think he knew what I was getting at.

by sillysilverswag May 3, 2018

Bottled it

When you're about to achieve something great but you fail at the last moment.

+Dude, he is about to win this race.

-Let's see.
+Nevermind, he bottled it already. So Super_GT

by AnDrEwFigi December 4, 2018

Bottled

To make or have had someone fitted with Genies Inc merch

Check Instagram dude. 50 Cent and Jared Goff got bottled today with hats and jackets.

by Genies December 19, 2018

bottled beans

The most magical form of beans in the world usually used for bottled baked beans(lookup bottled baked beans on google and click images then click the first image “thank me later”)

Man I am the most lucky person in the world I go to eat bottled beans man I can fly now

by TheBeanGiver47 May 2, 2019

bottledcheese

a sexy cool person

“Wow bottledcheese is so sexy and cool i’ve never ever seen such a cool sexy person ever”

by bottledcheese February 21, 2021