Bertie Beetle

to squash a juicy bug in your wanking hand and using it as lubricant

i was lonely at work and a Christmas Beetle flew past so I gave myself a Bertie Beetle!

by Blanchy November 10, 2007

bertie bean

Ecstasy pill

want a bean?

by liberty September 18, 2003

Bertie Pie

similar to an upper decker. However, this special surprise comes with a broken/dismantled 'flush-to-flapper' chain, enabling the Bertie Pie to be enjoyed for a much longer time.

"Hey man, someone get the stick because someone left a huge Bertie Pie in the toilet tank and I can't seem to find the chain!"

by SquidBerticus February 26, 2010

Bertie

a female or male name, common in france. Usally, its a boy name.

Most people named bertie have subscribed to T-Series.

Bertie has subscribed to T-Series

by T_S3ries March 28, 2019

bertie bellend

an idiot

"you see that guy cross the motorway without looking?"

"what a bertie bellend"

by southwalessniper July 6, 2012

Bertie Collins

a fucking retarded spastic. Spactacular at everything he does xddd.

Bertie collins is a spactacular spastic.

by DH Lawrence January 19, 2017

Bertie

A shit that never ends. Referential (and reverential) to the blatant admission of their own ineffectual governance in the early noughties in Ireland of Fianna Fáil. “A lot done, more to do.” A remarkable slogan for remarkable times. (Twinned with Irish Rail’s concomitant ad campaign “We’re not there yet, but we’re getting there”)

Sorry, love. I’ll be out in a minute. It’s a Bertie.

by bignordierick September 15, 2020