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Bender

An awful lacrosse player, Commonly used as insult used toward a defense-man by the attack. Invented in Upstate New York, primarily in section 3 (The best section).
Wow, I just scored a between the legs goal on these benders
by RippinG's&SmokinTrees February 20, 2011
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Bender

To double-cross someone and date a friend's ex right on the rebound.
Johnny did a bender on scott a day after scott confessed to johnny he and lisa just broke up...
by Lilli Safranski March 20, 2008
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benderitis

1. When you catch a case of the bends (being a bender*,hockey type).
3. You can't skate, shoot, or pass; you virtually are playing at the worse possible level.
2. It is very hard to get rid of it and the only file on record is from one, Bryan Lowe. And he states that the only way to get rid of the bends is to jerk off a lot and don't play hockey for two weeks.
-You don't want to catch benderitis, a few players of the Midwest tornados had it and never got rid of it.
-Benderitis will get you benched and if you catch it long enough possibly kicked off the team.
- I have caught benderitis and I couldn't shoot or skate, very bad situation but thankfully I only had it for one game.
by Alex Digirolamo December 12, 2007
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bender

1. The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.

2. A homosexual male (British slang). Someone who is bent, that is, not straight.

3. The alcoholic, chain-smoking, kleptomaniac robot on Futurama.
1. What? Monday off?! I'll be on a three-day bender.

2. In the '70s, no one knew Elton was a bender.

3. "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
by AJ Barrow July 15, 2008
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bender

A hockey player who is really bad, usually has skates that bend at the ankles, so the player cant skate.
Derek is such a bender...look at those skates he cant even skate!!!!!!
by Cajanek August 29, 2006
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BENDER

The act of being high or drunk from the use of illegal drugs and or alcohol it large amounts.

Commonly associated with alcohol and being drunk from the time you wake you up till the time you pass out and waking up and doing it again.

Also associated with the use of illegal drugs where alcohol is usually consumed but you do not sleep for a period of 24 hours up to days.
My buddy went on a real bender this weekend. It wasn't just his usual coke binge, he started off friday morning using opiods and benzos, then by noon he was drinking liquor, and then he got into his coke about 3 a.m. when the party started to wind down. He stayed up until sunday at noon doing coke and drinking before he crashed.
by sumyunguy6786786 January 16, 2011
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bender

1. a drinking spree;
2. a male homosexual;
3. a recumbent bicycle made by Bender Custom Bicycles of Garden City, Idaho.
Every Saturday night, these benders go on a bender on their Benders.
by Loki the Croaky August 30, 2005
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