park benching

v. 1. To have qualities of a hobo. 2. To sleep or spend much time on a park bench. 3. To be mistaken for a hobo.

also: park bench, park benched, and park bencher(one who park benches)

Man Jesse, you're such a park bencher! Always park benching!

by anonymus August 6, 2003

Benchiman Hampanoeli

The Anit-Christ, everything about him is the opposite of the portrayal of jesus christ, meaning he stinks, he has an I.Q of a three year old ,(and the build of one) as well as being unable to perform simple tasks like wipe himself. He is also the closet to hell as one can be with an approximate height of 3 cm. He calls everyone a pedophile and plays nothing but Cod and GTA V all day.

"Benchiman Hampanoeli stole my 85 year old Grandfather's used underwear"

by Jock Baylof August 24, 2017

Benched

To be raped in a violent or agressive way.
Usaully used for soft language so you don't have to say rape.

"Did you hear what happened to Haley?"
"Yeah, she got benched."

by LittlePeopleFood February 3, 2013

Bunchie

green jumping pen0s like thing

"Dude, wtf was that jumping green penis?"

by God October 28, 2003

Benched

To be left out of the starting lineup without playing in a sport. Synonymous with 'Donny van de Beek'.

That Dutch guy for Man United got benched again.

by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021

benched

equivalent of "served"

You been BENCHED son!

by shreddered November 8, 2005

Sex Benching

When you and your Military Brothers are in any Asian country on a dirty sex bench in a Bar/Brothel lined up getting a blow job at the same time.

"Dirty Dave" and his bros were in a Taiwan Brothel sex benching in the good ole days!

by simon_says June 25, 2014