beijing cocktail 

A beijing cocktail is a drug which is injected in to your body, it can be deadly but the only way to stay alive is to keep your adrenaline pumping.

See "crank" the movie is all about a a man injected with a beijing cocktail

Billy was injected with a beijing cocktail so he decided to go bungee jumping

beijing cocktail by davidmaytee August 19, 2007

Beijing Tophat 

The sexual act of shitting into a garbage bag, placing it in a hole for several months, excavating it, then dumping it on your partners head, whilst performing oral sex.

Dude, your girlfriend smells really bad today. Yeah I brought the old Beijing Tophat out last night.

Beijing Tophat by Curry Sanchez June 30, 2010

Beijing Olympic Games 

noun, plural
Also Beijing Olympics
the deliberate murder of a whole group or race of people

What’s the hell going on in Tibet? Beijing Olympic Games!

Beijing Olympic Games by Dalai Lama July 31, 2005

Beijing Games 

Any place filled with asian people, typically Chineese

"Man, my 4th period class is like taking a trip the the the Beijing Games."

Beijing Games by Hooded Justice October 9, 2008

beijing butthole 

When your farts are so bad and so thick the air is like China.

After burrito night, Seth's farts were so nasty that the air was visibly thick. Seth had a case of Beijing Butthole.

beijing butthole by HotChuck April 6, 2021

Beijing Bar Mitzvah 

The joyous occasion on the night before a boy’s bar mitzvah when the father takes his son to become a man at the hands of Yentel, the neighborhood octogenarian prostitute, who can do things with her good arm that will make you forget that thing on her neck.

After the actus delecti is completed, Yentel insists on feeding you matzoh ball soup and brisket, complaining that you are all skin and bones.

Shlomo just got back from his beijing bar mitzvah and he smells like manhood, horseradish and shame.

Beijing Bar Mitzvah by Joost De Egressor March 13, 2008

Beijing Carwash

When a female douches with bleach in an attempt to have back alley abortion of sorts.

Cashier: Hey, what's this bleach for?
Woman: Oh, you know. Got knocked up, need a Beijing Carwash.
Cashier: Bitchin'!

Beijing Carwash by Nocturnal Abortion November 27, 2006