behind the 8 ball

If you are behind the eight ball you are in trouble. In the pool game called
"eight ball" if you need to put the 5-ball in the pocket and the 8-ball is between
the 5-ball and the cue-ball, you have a difficult shot. You are not allowed to
use the 8-ball to hit the 5-ball.

Your behind the 8 ball in this situation.

by BIGRED07 June 26, 2008

Behind the mirror

Closeted homosexual. One who is in the closet behind a mirrored door.

“Has ‘so and so’ got a girlfriend yet?” “Naa, he’s still doing his hair behind the mirror, but I’m sure he’ll come out soon”

by Pork Almighty October 30, 2018

behind the lens

To work "behind a lens" is to be a professional photographer

Timmy spends all his time behind a lens

by Rockne Roll November 14, 2003

Behind You

It's a word most famous in horror movies. It means you are going to die a really gruesome death.

Person A: Hey, he's behind you RUN!

Person B: What no, are you du-

by anonymous January 30, 2021

Behind the scenes

When an actor, director or otherwise famous celebrity is portrayed as Good-hearted, drug-free, abstinate or straight but in real life is an addict of some kind, rude or most likely gay. Generally used to describe any personality that plays someone or claims to be straight and in actuality is on the down-low.

"Although Tyler Perry plays a woman in his movies, I think he might be Behind the Scenes"

I heard that Neil Patrick Harris does a little playing "Behind the Scenes"

by mrsmartguy July 6, 2011

Behind-a-hymen

Literally meaning the ass hole and how a person has never had anal sex. Behind-a-hymen denotes a person male or female, being a virgin to anal sex. Therefore, not having their ass (behind) hymen broken.

Adam Carolla was the first person to coin this term on his morning radio show and has used it a number of times.

Josh: "I tried to have anal with Teresa the other night and she got super pissed at me."

Corey: "No way!! She still has her behind-a-hymen at 24? There's just no way!"

by Ms. Lacuna April 25, 2009

Behind the nine ball

A little worse than being behind the eight ball. I have said this MANY times and very few peeps catch it. They all hear 'behind the eight ball' LOL

You: "That guy is DEEP SHIT!!"

Me: "Yeah, he's behind the nine ball"

by Klaatu_347 October 16, 2008