beedaddy

The one man who fathered enough bees to save them from extinction. He uses his ultralightbees to sway all the queen bees to him for copulation.

Queen bee: oh beedaddy! Please come stretch my bees.

Beedaddy: I AM THE ULTRALIGHTBEES

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Worker bee: Queen! We are dying at an alarming rate! What should we do?

Queen bee: Call the beedaddy!

by Horny4honey March 27, 2017

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Bedaddy

An absolute playa, all of the girls can't wait to get their chance at the one, the only, bedaddy

OMG he's so hot, I'm gonna make him my bedaddy

by Jehcjdnems December 22, 2019

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The art and science of doing dad shit.

Examples include but are not limited to: dad jokes, dad advice, dad bod, having a "special set of skills," dad fashion, dad hugs, grilling, tactical countermeasures like replying "no it isn't" to "what's another words for thesaurus?"

You know. Dad shit.

Antonym of bedazzle.

See also Dad-ass

The Fourth of July extended family reunion left attendees sunburned with abdomens distended by all the family recipe favorites, and sense of being utterly bedaddled owing the rival fathers efforts to prove dominance in the herd.

by ThreeStarBear September 24, 2023

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Beheading

Oh shit, hey, that's novel. AND! He made a YouTube video with the decapitated head! Neat! This pleases me. Can I watch the video?

Hym "You know what I'm going to say right? About the beheading? Should have been a kid but... Hey, that's ok. I think the novelty of it makes up for. Should have been a school shooting though. I was just thinking that we haven't had one in a while. #murderkidsuntilitsucksless!"

by Hym Iam February 1, 2024

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