Beercrastinate

To avoid what you are supposed to be doing (studying, homework, work, cleaning) by drinking beer.

I was going to study but saw that the mountains were blue so i decided to beercrastinate with a few cold ones.

by BobbyD. February 17, 2010

Beeroes

Anyone, man or woman that can handle their beer!

You just drank a 12 pack and still making sense. You are all my Beeroes!!!

by NebraskaN8 April 30, 2014

Beercontinence

Humiliatingly soiling yourself as a direct consequence of alcohol-consumption.

After inadvisedly smelling a half-pint of shandy, Simon developed catastrophic beercontinence and uncontrollably voided his bowels in the middle of a busy supermarket.

Geoff’s beercontinence was the stuff of legend, particularly among the staff at the Travelodge who remain in therapy to this day.

Brunhild in German: “Arnfried, did you literally just cack your underpants during our first date?”
Arnfried also in German: “It is not my fault. The strong Munich pilsener has rendered me beercontinent.”

by Lancaster's Second Finest January 20, 2023

Beercan

A medium extra thick cock, that pleases women more than a pencil penis.

OMG Kim!!! That guy from the bar last night had a beercan. I'm still sore.

by crazyworld_cr November 26, 2016

beercohol

Any mixture of beer and hard liquor. Includes otherwise individually named drinks like Irish Car Bomb.

Dumbass drunken Tim mixed some nasty beercohol out of the last of the tequilla and some corona. That shit got me fucked up... and then I puked.

by Elias Creed May 6, 2007

beercunting

where beer is ingested in one vagina, and through either a tubed dildo or "scissoring" is transferred into another vagina.

"Josh C: Yo son did u watch that new Lindsay Lohan tape?" "Mike P: Yeah nukka there's mad beercunting init."

by Shane Shotgun November 6, 2012

Beerked

The result or the anticipated result of the overindulgence of alcoholic beverages, especially beer.

Synonyms: Drunk, bombed, boosy, inebriated, intoxicated, loaded, plastered, smashed, tight, tipsy, under the influence, wasted.

Antonyms: Sober, straight

Let's get beerked.

I got beerked last night.

by johnny j aka tiki man May 26, 2009