langhorne beefsteak

First introduced in 1994 in historic Langhorne, Pennsylvania. During anal intercourse, the female shits, resulting in a shit covered dick. The dick is then placed in a hotdog bun which is then eaten by the recipient. This is not to be confused with a chili dog. Toppings may be added such as mustard or ketchup.

My girl said she was hungy so she served me up a langhorne beefsteak. I said hold the onions.

by Mr. Slap August 3, 2008

the beetis

diabetes as spoken by Wilford Brimley, that fat guy with the walrus mustache from the liberty medical commercials.

Some guy: Holy shit! when i eat candy i have strokes and shit myself before falling into a coma. What do you think is wrong with me?

His buddy: I'll bet you have the beetis dude.

by Wilford Brimly August 25, 2008

Beefus

A hipster DJ with a beard, glasses and a jew-fro

That beefus is ruining radio

by NotaBeefus May 14, 2019

beefstache

used to describe a grade A mustache that appears to have had meat particles in it. There are different variations such as chickenstache, troutstache, and baconstache. Essentially the meats are used to describe the particular hair color, thickness, and girth of the male. These kind of stache's are especially popular with the ladies and are meant to be stroked, petted, combed and in rare occasion, licked.

"That guy has the biggest beefstache I have ever seen!"

by b.s.a.s. April 10, 2009

Beenis

The tender area between the balls and the penis.

Man 1: "Hey man, what did that guy steal?"
Man 2: "Not sure. He won't tell us."
Man 1: "Have you squeezed his beenis?"
Man 2: "No I haven't. Brb."
Man 1: "Wow. Squoze his beenis hard and he squealed all the info."
Man 2: "Nice!"
Man 1: "High five!"
Man 2: "Ya no. Wash your hands first. You just grabbed another mans beenis."

by Stevie Boo Boo April 8, 2019

beefystik

this girl is absolutely nuts…. she goes crazy for cocoa puffs and needs to get a grip. beware as she is not who you think she is behind a screen… Beard man on fortnite Beefy so Beef

when beefystik eats beef she goes wild, this is when you need to RUN AWAY.

by avahahausushsjshs June 22, 2021

Beenis

The scientific term for a bee's penis.

"I've seen many a penis, but never a beenis."

by BeenisLover April 19, 2018