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baudband

When a person even with a broadband internet connection is fed up with slow data transfers, most likely due to a crappy ISP or his little brother downloading porn.
I'm fed up with lagging out of servers due to ping. I want broadband, not baudband!
by Nick Weiner February 28, 2009
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baudacity

When someone has the audacity to carelessly email a large data file to a person whose internet connection cannot support it, thus clogging the recipient's inbox.
That Nimrod had the baudacity to send me a 50 Mb movie when he KNOWS I'm on dial-up!
by jayteeminton August 18, 2008
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baudelia

Baudelia is a smart, kind, and independent woman. She is a scholar, but at the same time a hoe. She values education, but also likes to work as a stripper; she prefers night shifts. Over all Baudelia is pretty darn beautiful, but she likes to be called sexy sometimes. Baudelia does not appreciate anal. Baudelia loves shrek cause shrek is love and shrek is life. Baudelia is weird and crazy. She also as a black soul, that has been lost in the abyss for a while. Baudelia loves to read, especially pornagraphy. Baudelia has friends who like to lick her toes; people think she has a foot fetish, but nah it's all about toes. Baudelia is into Mexican boys and white boys, but she loves a boy who smells like frijoles. Baudelia is a descendent of La familia Del Sagrado Corazon De Jesus de Los Cubanos De Antonieta De la Trajedia Del Titanic De La Santisima Gloria Espiritu Williams. Over all Baudelia is really awesome and rad.
Do you know Baudelia?
Yes.
She's weird huh?
Yup.
by j.cb September 9, 2016
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Baudelaire

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When a man wraps his partner's hair around his penis and matsturbates; usually resulting in orgasm and messy hair.

Derives from Charles Baudelaire (1821-1867) who obtained sexual gratification from the smelly and sticky hair of his lover Jeanne Duval.
"Oh my God! I can't believe you just Baudelaired me!"

"I am so going to Baudelaire you, you naughty little minx."
by poshwanker September 9, 2011
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baudoux

that ass is baudoux
by DepressedMess(Unknown) April 6, 2017
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Baudiences

An audience to a badly written joke
"wow my friend Cleo really attracts Baudiences."
by qazqwerty123 December 18, 2018
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Baudelaire

“Wow would you look at Baudelaire”

“She’s so gorgeous I love her mascara”
by Baudelaire July 21, 2021
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