João Batista

A typical Braz-.. British name, normally referring to a male João Batista's like to watch anime and like top of the curve girls. they typically have curly hair and a attractive little sister

Person A : you know who João Batista is?

Person B: Yes João Batista loves Omori

by HypperAstro November 5, 2022

Doing a Batista

Doing a Batista is when someone is circling around something and can't catch it for some odd reason. The source of this expression comes from the game Rocket League when a famous player - Batista - tried to catch a boost for a long time.

I can't help you, because I'm doing a Batista at this boost.

by zh3ng January 25, 2017

Batistas

The upper part of the trapezius.
Batista (WWE Superstar) is known for having a big trapezius.

Because he was working out his back, the size of his Batistas increased.

by Kingpanda5 December 27, 2009

Barista Bike

A Mobile Coffee Shop by Bicycle. Can Be 2, 3 ,4 wheeled but self propelled and serving coffee drinks. Preferably full espresso machine, usually run off of propane, that can do espresso drinks.

Next to the food truck there was a barista bike serving up hot coffee drinks at the fair today.

by CoffeeALLDAY May 16, 2016

baristarist

Well know affliction of a Barista's wrist who still use the old fashion coffee/espresso machines due to the repeated motion of twisting the filter handle on and off on the group heads. The pain is similar to carpal tunnel but does dissapeat after a while. Prevalent in newbee Baristas in training. Was alleviated a bit with the invention of the right angled version and now eliminated with the arrival of fully electronic espresso machines.

Why the wrist brace?
Dude crazy morning, been making double shots like nobody's biz and my wrist is on fire. I gotta touch of baristarist!

by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010

Baptista

Baptista, is a wonderful girl, she's nice, funny easy to get along with, very shy, but once you get to no her more you will see she's not so shy. she has black or brown hair, has brown eyes, and really nice lips. Baptista is quite mad so you start getting rude to her, she will bug out very easily. Baptista can be anyone's best friend, so if your her best friend your lucky to have her in your life. she doesn't take anyone's side to just feels like what's true for her.

wow baptista can be anyone's best friend.
I want to be her best firend.

by bvvvvvwswegbaptista July 1, 2019

Basista

A rare Ukrainian surname, which describes an extremely strong, powerful, pretty and smart woman/girl.

- Wow, just look at the girl that stands next to the statue, she looks breathtaking
- Yep, she's amazing, her surname must be Basista!

by karell.6969 March 29, 2021