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Jism baptism

Dribbling a drop on a bitches dome (see Load a la mode)
You cum on that chicks head?
Hell ya I gave that bitch a jism baptism!
by dirty danglers June 19, 2010
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Batista

A WWE wrestler, part of the group of 'Evolution'. Nicknamed as 'The Animal', this very large, and immensely tatooed wrestler has changed wrestling history many times. Teaming up with Ric Flair and/or Triple H, you can be sure that, whether your tag team partner or innocent ringside defender, Batista will be sure to be an advantage.
"What a massive Powerslam by Batista."
"What an animal!"
by ..::matthew::.. July 16, 2004
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Chinese Baptism

The practice of a Chinese family drowning a female baby on account of their government's "one-child policy." This is often due to the necessity of having the child assist in farm labor and provide for the parents in their old age.
When the farming couple gave birth to a baby girl, they decided to have a Chinese baptism and hope the next one was a boy.
by Anonymous-3421323 April 10, 2008
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Puerto Rican Baptism

A Puerto Rican Baptism is when a Puerto Rican jizzes onto your forehead
The woman would not swallow, so she agreed to recieve a Puerto Rican Baptism
by Greig812 February 24, 2011
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Batista

WWE wrestler with great potential,a marketable look, and some charisma.Recently became World Tag Team Champion at Armageddon with Ric Flair defeating the Dudley Boyz.
"And the new Tag Team Champion,Batista and Ric Flair,EVOLUTION
by Batista Bomb December 31, 2003
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botism

Botism is "Bot" and "Autism" combined: "Botism".

Often used when your retarded teammate make retarded plays. Symptoms of Botism includes running away from battles or even squeaking when getting shot at.
Person 1: *Makes one mistake*
Person 2: You're such a BOT
Person 3: On God you have Botism bro
by Botism March 20, 2019
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Baoism

Baoism is not a religion, it is a way of life. Created and practiced by the Great Bao-Loc Van Nguyen.
Baoism is not a religion, it is a way of life.

"I have my ways"
~Bao-Loc Van Nguyen
by Lucas the Destroyer January 7, 2008
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