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French Baton

When you grab your semi-erect penis and slap someone across the face with it as hard as you can, usually during fellatio.
I totally gave this girl who was giving me head last night a French Baton
by Swedish Jesus May 23, 2010
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meat-baton

(n.) A proper substitute for referring to one's penis; in the context of it being a bludgeoning weapon.
"Peter, what do you love most about being a man?"

"To be honest John, I just love being able to commit acts of police brutality with my meat-baton! In fact last night I made my wife realize good and well that not having dinner ready is a felony in my house! Haha!"
by Krak and Smak May 18, 2010
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Hentai bathing

When you are so into hentai you literally bathe in tabs full of it until you have no dick
Me and the boys did some hentai bathing for a good 19 combined hours over the weekend.
by Memeblaze January 22, 2020
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Bathory

One of the first black metal bands. A one man outfit with Quorthon who died at the age of 38 last year of a heart problem.

Erzebet Bathory was a 16th century Hungarian countess who killed between 20 and 600 peasant girls and virgins in her land and bathed in their blood to look more beautiful.
I like Black Metal but why are they obsessed with Erzebet Bathory, not htat there's anything wrong with it.
by I Hate Conformists June 10, 2005
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Baton Rouge Handshake

The customary greeting between two people in Baton Rouge. One person unsuspectingly sticks their finger into the other's butt hole; only to immediately walk away, never to be seen again.
That girl took Nate onto the dance floor and gave him the ol' Baton Rouge Handshake.
by louisianaLegend February 4, 2021
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bahonkus

My mom was pissed so she grabbed the wooden spoon and smacked my bahonkus.
by B.Reilly March 16, 2008
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master of bation

Master of Bation is a graduate degree in whacking it.

The Ivy League for Masters of Bation are the whorehouses of Nevada.
"Did you hear Bobbi got her Master of Bation?" asked Betti.

"Ooh cool!" squealed Debbi. "What did she do for her exam?"

"She jacked off an entire football team, and then finished off with a handstand and a backspring," said Betti.
by scodder July 9, 2010
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