Bateson

Verb - to leave a large party or gathering unexpectedly and without word, presumably to avoid having your friends try to change your mind.

I was so wasted last night that I had to bateson. Sorry, fellas.

by PeeeJaay October 19, 2011

Batesyed

When a picture has been edited to include a big dildo.

Dunney reposted and now his profile pic has been batesyed.

by Ed171 March 23, 2017

batest

Batest is a combined mix of the words best and greatest.

Best + grATEST = BATEST

Did you know that i love you and you're the batest person ever?!

by RPL09 February 19, 2019

Batery

An annoying person with a HEAP of energy and is constantly getting under your skin. They have no life or braincells and follow you around CONSTANTLY!!!!!!!!! However, they also love helping people and will quickly become a very close friend of yours. WARNING: do not trust them with anything they deem as unimportant!!

Human: OMG stop being such a batery!
Batery: I'm still ur friend tho rite??
Human: Yes.

by Bobby the sexy turtle and co. May 30, 2021

kai bates

A kai bates is an amazing, kind, loveable boy. They are always there for you when you and they never break a promise. Kai's are usually popular. They don't cheat and they are very loyal. Kai's don't normally choose the right girls for themselves. They are very sexy and hot. If you get a kai then hold on to him...he's a keeper! ;)

OMG did you see Kai Bates
Yeah OMG he's so popular and hot
His girlfriends so lucky
Yeah he's a keeper ;)

by Imma stay anon ;) September 28, 2013

Master Bates

A tried and true weathered deck hand.

No one pulls sail more than he!
Master Bates, first mate to Jake the Great has sailed the seven seas fer many a years.

Strengths include:
1, finest canon polisher to ever sail

2, a first class sail puller

3, energetic as they cum

Weaknesses include:

1, weak and usually bruised wrists

Aye heard tell that all the wenches love te walk in and catch Master Bates polishing his canon!

by ⚔☠⚔™ ayepirate.com September 3, 2014

Batesville

Batesville is a small city of about 6-8 thousand residents. It was founded in the mid 1800's by George Dunn and Joshua Bates who is believed to be the origin of the name. Batesville is geographically noted for being about half way between Cincinnati OH, Indianapolis IN, and Louisville KY. Batesville is known for having one of the largest casket making companies in the world, Batesville Casket, it has also for decades housed the headquarters for Hill-Rom. Batesville was built near forests of Locust Trees which are known for their durable, hard, non-rotting wood. Batesville is known for having a close knit community. The crime rate is a very small percentage thanks to the community work done by the local churches and residents. Batesville is a Catholic city with a Baptist church, a couple Luthern, a couple non-denominational Christian, a Methodist, and a few other little churches. Life in Batesville is nice it's not touristy but if you like small city's you'll love Batesville. With several city parks a library a public pool a YMCA, restaurants in many places, an award winning Highschool for academics how could you not? It's a nice calm place to settle down.

I think that Hill-Rom hospital bed was made in Batesville!

by Dracoe January 29, 2012