batoon

To "batoon" or the act of "batooning" is the process of using a wooden baton to engage in sexual activity, some examples would be to; insert, suck, lick, or other form of sexual acts using the baton mostly to fill fantasies/kinks.

Johnny: "Damn dude, Danielle is really batooning hard over there."
John: "I know Johnny, she never knows the proper time to batoon."

by fattybakn June 13, 2017

bastoont

a word my brother made up it has no meaning it’s just funny

A BASTOONT

by shittyfart November 25, 2022

Batoone

to have a serious thoughts of a predictable past

i had a batoone which caused me to guess my future

by LULCORN September 21, 2018

Bastion Main

Bastion Mains are basically 400-pound overwatch players who don't have an ounce of skill and just said, "you know what? Fuck my dignity!" and became a bastion main. Bastion mains are disliked for ruining the game overwatch, and are well known for their lack of social skills.

When my friend told me he was a bastion main, it explained a whole lot

by Briskly September 16, 2016

Bastion Main

A person who has lost all respect for themselves and their teammates, especially on attack, go a character in Overwatch named Bastion. They are the Play of the Game stealers and have no respect for the people who are actually doing something on their team, and half the time the Bastion Main is the reason they lose.

Dude I'm a Bastion Main.

by offndawoods88 February 16, 2017

Bastion

Someone who, ironically, should not be nerfed

A: Ill be Bastion, NeRf BAstIon
B: Lol, Bastion really needs to be nerfed!
C: Sorry for being that one guy, but he is a bad character when facing a competent team.

by YoMommaFarted November 8, 2018

bassoon player

Gods blessed section of humankind graced with the knowledge of the bassoon. Tend to be clueless and nutty, but ingenious people. Fellow band kids will often warn others not to mention music around them, as they will either complain about their lack of solos, the fact that they are the backbone of the band, that the one time there's more than one bassoon part and they don't get first, and their plan to overthrow first chair and secretly find a way to have influence over all band directors and student leadership.

That bassoon player is enjoying his 2 measure solo WAY too much.

That first chair bassoon player is pretty weird and sometimes psychotic.

by Allie Mallie June 3, 2016