barbernastics

The unnatural and often painful contortions a barber is forced into when the client refuses to sit in the properly and hold the fuck still.

barber1 - I have to leave early today.
barber2 - Sure, what's up?
barber1 - The barbernastics I was forced into yesterday really fucked up my back.

by sassyred November 5, 2014

barberian

A sarcastic term for a member of a primitive-but-savvy "deep jungle" tribe of natives who save money by giving each other haircuts instead of paying a professional to do it, causing all of the "clip-joints" in the area to file for bankruptcy.

I've taken the whole "barberian" concept to a while new level --- I don't have much "brain fur" to begin with, and it's always kinda thin and stringy anyway, so each year I just use electric clippers to "buzz my head bald" when the weather-temperatures moderate in the late spring, and then over the following months my hair and beard eventually grow back sufficiently to keep me warm enough in the wintertime.

by QuacksO November 1, 2018

BarberTy

A man who cheats, manipulates, and abuses women for his own selfish advantages because he is narcissistic. Don’t lend him money you’ll never see it again. And don’t have a baby with him because you’ll end up a single mother. Also known at Tyler Holmes

Girl your man sounds like BarberTy you can do so much better

by CAT101090 March 8, 2020

Barberia

Spanish translation of barbershop

I need to get a trim at the barberia.

by Pappy01 April 7, 2022

Barbership

When your best friends with your barber, this can be called a barbership.

Bro...Did you just mess up my hair? Sorry, our barbership is over.

by RiderOfWhite September 21, 2022

barbershopped

barbershopped newspaper - a newspaper that has been read and left in a disorderly state; some pages are folded back, some pages have been pulled from their section and not put back, some pages may be missing. Traditonally, this was the condition of a print newspaper after a few customers in a barbershop had read parts of it.

Lancy wanted to keep yesterday's newspaper to give to a neighbor. When she went to get it, Lanny had barbershopped it all over the sofa.

by Rooster Zepheye September 8, 2023

Barbergasted

a barber that got flabbergasted

I met a person that got barbergasted yesterday

by SpeedOfDoom July 10, 2024