Barbette

A term for a professional female barber with unique and special tonsorial gifts. A female barber with swagger and the cutting skills to go with her expertise. This term was created by "The Barber Ambassador" an advocate for the barbering industry. Against the Grain Magazine created the first publication which featured all female barbers and named the issue Barbettes. www.againstthegrainmag.com

Once entering the barbershop, it was not difficult to spot the best Barbette cutting hair.

by The Barber Ambassador November 22, 2010

Barber Beats

Barber Beats is a subgenre of Vaporwave, which itself is a microgenre of electronic music. It was first developed in the mid-to-late 2010's by the artist 'Haircuts for Men' hence the naming of the subgenre. It consists of music that has a generally minimalist approach, often sampling from 80's jazz music and being simple in arrangement. It's a rather chill and atmospheric type of sound. Most of the time Barber Beats albums have Google Translated Japanese names for songs. Known artists of this subgenre, other than HFM, include Macroblank, DARKNESS and Monodrone.

Damn bro, I was straight vibin' out to some Barber Beats the other day! Straight chillin'!

by sunny d in my cup December 24, 2021

stanley barber

The nicest male around, he accepts his best friends sexuality and Is a bit weird and socially awkward. He is also funny and so uncool that he’s cool. The master of zero fucks and The king of Jellyfishes.

Stanley Barber, he lives down the street from me- Sydney Novak

by Therealstanleybarber March 1, 2020

Memphis Barbeque

A hand job without the use of lubrication, also known as a "Dry Rub"

Hey, did you hear about what happened to Sean last night?" "Yeah, I heard he erupted like Mt. Kilimanjaro after receiving a Memphis Barbeque!

by Cha Cha Cha78 May 6, 2011

barbecue clueless

A person who is barbecue clueless puts white saucer mayonnaise on righteous barbecue.

They are barbecue clueless in Alabama. Tough kitty!

by Louisiana Tiger January 10, 2020

Barberrino

Barberrino is a place where fat kids fall and break their backs and make the whole street shake.

Y'know, that reminds me of when I was still in a Barberrino and that one fat kid fell and broke his back, and half the street shook.

by Kim Sora February 18, 2021

Baltimore Barber Accent

Barber with an accent that makes no fucking sense.

Conversation with someone with a Baltimore Barber Accent
barber: bay boy say he wanted to get his jionmion giggalasnack apaindn a futlmanutinsees, bay boy say say jittleline my jittleyou, bittleyou until a sneeblesnap apens. pongulla ooh Snack you wanna see that attleha barnes monasnacks but no cuttle a snap a snap apns? jouhnallasnsapapns. oohsnayapakayysnns.

kid: Dumfayce!

barber: 你为什么用谷歌翻译这个

kid: gaaah!

barber: asnap akayysnns HnnsnaPaPas nsnns

kid: Get outta my face!

barber: You know you didn't.

by Man Jugs February 11, 2022