A cage of misery and despair located in Lansdale, PA.
A cesspool of conservative, fundamentalist, self-righteous, ignorant assholes.
A cesspool of conservative, fundamentalist, self-righteous, ignorant assholes.
North Penn Kid: Hey, you go to Calvary, right?
Calvary Baptist School Kid: Please don't talk to me, you are of the world, and they tell me world is evil! You believe in EVILution and believe monkeys "evolved" into man over BILLIONS of years. Monkeys can't even live a billion years! How come we cant speak monkey? If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies aren't born monkeys? I am 100% pro-life, unless we're talking about capital punishment, in which case I am 100% pro-death! If u have sex before marriage then in God's eyes u are married to that person. If a man rapes a woman, in Gods eyes they are married, it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol! There are NO exceptions to abortion whatsoever. It is God's will that the woman was impregnated, and therefore she must birth the child! If she was in fact raped, she must play the hand that was dealt to her, accept it as God's Will, and raise the interracial baby as her own. A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male present, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire. In the real world homosexuals (especially males) are generally predatory perverts who wouldn't think twice about bedding a 14 yo boy. You want to think that "Will and Grace" is a realistic picture of homosexuality. You're wrong. It doesn't show the incredibly widespread depression, drug use, disease and utter depravity of the homosexual fetish community....blah blah blah bullshit bullshit...
North Penn Kid: I'll take that as a yes...
Calvary Baptist School Kid: Please don't talk to me, you are of the world, and they tell me world is evil! You believe in EVILution and believe monkeys "evolved" into man over BILLIONS of years. Monkeys can't even live a billion years! How come we cant speak monkey? If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies aren't born monkeys? I am 100% pro-life, unless we're talking about capital punishment, in which case I am 100% pro-death! If u have sex before marriage then in God's eyes u are married to that person. If a man rapes a woman, in Gods eyes they are married, it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol! There are NO exceptions to abortion whatsoever. It is God's will that the woman was impregnated, and therefore she must birth the child! If she was in fact raped, she must play the hand that was dealt to her, accept it as God's Will, and raise the interracial baby as her own. A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male present, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire. In the real world homosexuals (especially males) are generally predatory perverts who wouldn't think twice about bedding a 14 yo boy. You want to think that "Will and Grace" is a realistic picture of homosexuality. You're wrong. It doesn't show the incredibly widespread depression, drug use, disease and utter depravity of the homosexual fetish community....blah blah blah bullshit bullshit...
North Penn Kid: I'll take that as a yes...
by Dave Hanes April 14, 2008
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A Christian school where teacher believe being a single mother is a sin against yourself and god.
This school is over 10 years old but not a single person actually likes it there.
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Sendout; noun
A punishment where a serious rule has been broken, there are three classes of a sendout
1: an inside sendout
2: a minor outside sendout
3: a major sendout usually leading to a suspension.
A Christian school where teacher believe being a single mother is a sin against yourself and god.
This school is over 10 years old but not a single person actually likes it there.
Examples of punishment:
Sendout; noun
A punishment where a serious rule has been broken, there are three classes of a sendout
1: an inside sendout
2: a minor outside sendout
3: a major sendout usually leading to a suspension.
Mandurah baptist college is a private school within the Mandurah, Lakelands area
Mbc child 1: this school is lit, i dab on my haters and use fidget spinner to release stress.
Mbc child 2: man this school is terrible, the year sevens suck!
Mbc child 3: I accidentally got wet in the rain now I have a sendout.
Mbc child 4: excuse me 'mbc child 4' but that is a sin, go pray before I slap you knees!
Mbc child 1: this school is lit, i dab on my haters and use fidget spinner to release stress.
Mbc child 2: man this school is terrible, the year sevens suck!
Mbc child 3: I accidentally got wet in the rain now I have a sendout.
Mbc child 4: excuse me 'mbc child 4' but that is a sin, go pray before I slap you knees!
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A church giving baptist, no CHRISTIANS, no God a bad name. They dont seem to understand God is love. Not just a few but EVERYONE(gay, bi,soldier, jew). God loves us despite our faults or mistakes, lets just hope they learn this.
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True Believer: "Geez thats an embarrasment to Baptist"
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by Professorlacy July 15, 2010
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Do you know Mr. Lynch ? “Isn’t that the gay teacher that teaches at St. John the Baptist School and only talks about Star Wars and karate.”
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"Let's tell the honor guard to "redirect" the 21 gun salute at them!"
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"Let's tell the honor guard to "redirect" the 21 gun salute at them!"
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