banker-loser

Meaning someone (i.e. a banker) with a really normal life, usually boring.

"How was the guy you went out last night with?"
"He was totally boring, a banker-loser kind of guy."

by Powerayj January 6, 2010

Banker's Bulge

When a man gets an erection after sitting down for a prolonged period of time and has had no mental or physical arousal whatsoever. Named for how bankers do a lot of sitting.

I'm just waiting for the Banker's Bulge to go down. It's quite embarrassing.

by David Daunt September 8, 2016

piggy banker

A dude who likes to "collect" fat chicks.

There goes Steve with that heifer Rhonda. He's such a piggy banker.

by Mr. Idaho October 4, 2007

City banker

A londoner's synonym for the word wanker.

This way that person won't know that you are actually insulting him/her.

Mark: "Yo mate, have you seen that city banker hitting on that blonde by the bar?"
Steve: "Yeah... she is way out of his league, loser!"

by negrojuan19 April 28, 2013

adolf bantler

The absolute undisputed king of the banter. Banter of the third reich.

Mate, that guy was an absolute Adolf Bantler.
- The Archbishop of Banterbury

by The Archbishop of Banterbury I September 14, 2015

Jim the banker

Character used by Bonack to close bogues on a car deal. Bonack "calls" Jim when he has run into a brick wall and both the cookie jar and ladder of credit have failed him.

Bonack:Hey Jim the banker , thisssss Bonack. You still owe me a favor right?
"Jim":Yes(laughing)
Bonack:Ok, I am going to send you two deals and give you a free $250 detail package.

by crippus1 April 4, 2009

Ted Banker

(also known simply as Ted, Tbank, and many others)

A shot of Cabo Wabo washed down with a gulp of flavored seltzer water. Genius.

Ted Banker? He has shots too?

Tbank shots on me bitches.

by spawnofTed December 15, 2008