no banjo

called when someones does not want to be the bitch of his friends and drive them around

No Banjo! youre driving

by ass March 11, 2005

banjoing

When you have to take a big dump but cant because you are indisposed, and a slight tingly feeling can be felt on your butt hole that feel like vibrations that are produced when a banjo is played.

I have a huge turtlehead that is starting to banjo

my butt hole feels like it is playing a banjo

Im banjoing so bad right now I might squeal like a pig.

by whoisblank1 April 14, 2010

banjo

A ladies 'private' parts.
Often discreetly hidden by a g -string.

Daisy looks happy, she's been playing with her banjo.

by doc scotland September 23, 2006

BANJO

Bust A Nut Jacking Off. A way to console yourself after a night of failing to get sex, or a good way to keep yourself out of trouble.

I struck out last night, looks like I'm going home to strum the ol' BANJO.

Why pay for sex when you could could solo BANJO?

by AssGuzzler1985 April 26, 2016

banjo

to banjo - to drink excessively, to behave in a manner geared solely for the consumption of alcohol and commitment to shenanigans. noun - a banjo, a particularly drunken night out, with many inebriated occurences. adjective - banjoed - wasted on drink, or the victim of a banjo related shenanigan

Jimmy Boy, we're having a dirty banjo tonight, no questions asked!
Last night's banjo was so extreme, I woke up with a car aerial up my arse.
Brucey's been playing the banjo for too long now, he's talking shit!
I've only had two pints, I shouldn't be banjoed, but I fucking am.

by Canny Boy March 19, 2006

banjo

traveling or "backpack" guitar

The boy thought he was playing a real guitar, but really it was only a banjo.. poor sad little boy.

by martin May 27, 2003

banjo

A slang term to refer to smoking weed. so you can talk about weed in any social or school enviroment. and its catchy!

"what are you doing this weekend"

"man Im playing the banjo"

by Silas A September 11, 2006