Balamoried

The state of being extremely drunk, to the point where you are extremely vulnerable and have to completely rely on your friends to look after you.

Derived from the amazing Scottish kids TV show where all the actors are constantly 'oan wan'

to be 'balamoried'.

I am balamoried
you are balamoried
he/she/it is balamoried
We are balamoried
They are balamoried

Alternative words/phrases: mwi, drunk, steaming, pished, fucked, ruined, wrecked, shit faced, oot yer tree etc.

WITS EH STOREHHHH?

'Mind that time we shat in case we never got into the Barras because we were all balamoried oot our skulls?'

'I was absolutely balamoried at the weekend and I'm still hangin, never again man'

'Fuck drinking responsibly, we're getting balamoried'

by reallifequeen October 29, 2014

Bahammock

To assist another person in taking a dump from a great height: whilst holding hands for safety, and staring into each others eyes.

Noel and I took a bahammock off the roof of my apartment last night. It was magical.

by Hamfist1000 July 15, 2014

Banah

Banah

Banah is the type of girl who stands out in most social settings. She's unique and powerful. She'll speak her mind, and will take debates or conflicting points of view very personally. Watch out when making a risky joke; she'll make sure you know that you're a racist/homophobe/transphobe/Islamophobe/sexist/misogynist/misandrist/speciest/ableist, you pig.

Boy 1: All I did was tell her to have a happy Thursday and she went on this tangent about culturally appropriating Norse terms!
Boy 2: Man, what a Banah...

by PrimeTheGoat March 17, 2019

Banafsheh

Banafsheh is a Persian name that means Viola in Italian and Violet in English. She is loved by many people but is never aware of it.Hates herself when others love her.Thoughtful, Trustworthy and an alcoholic.

Person #1 : HEY BANAFSHEH !!
Person #2 : hi ..
Person #1 : are you ok?
Person #2 : im unloved
Person #1 : i love you
Person #2 : :$ glad to know someone loves me, i love you too

by Kelsey66655 April 11, 2008

Banaenae

A great word that is the definition for a true cool person

I (the person writing this) am a true banaenae

by The coolest of people September 21, 2022

Bahamin

He is a wonderful boy who all the girls wish to touch him once and for all , but it is useless because a girl named Sahra has earned his heart.
He is a kind and brave boy and always helps everyone who needs him .
He is an angel
He is a hero
You know who's he ?!

He is Mr.Mosbat
I love you wonderful man

That boy is definitely a bahamin.
Nobody can be bahamin

by Urbani August 16, 2018

baham

One who loves girls on the plump side. commonly said on the street as "baham wit it!". a baham belief is the plumper the better. the bigger the cushion, the better the pushin. the bigger the waist band, the deeper the quick sand. you know what i mean.

"that girl is so baham wit it, i want to sink that ass with my flesh torpedo."

by baham February 23, 2008