Ballssage'

The act of gently massaging your man's balls until he falls asleep.

My man loves his nightly bedtime ballssage'. He wakes giddy and refreshed each day.

by GimmeKisse May 14, 2018

Ballscape

A picture of a beautiful landscape with your balls barley poking in frame

I sent this girl a ballscape

by Stormy0121 June 2, 2021

ballstaking

annoying but cool sh*t

english grammar is so ballstaking

by ballstakid January 2, 2022

Athletic Ballsnatcher

When someone, usually over the age of 85, rides a bicycle and gets their nutsack stuck in the bicycle chain. It usually results in a painful yet hilarious removal of the scrotal skin from the oiled bike chain.

"Jack, did you see grandpa? Hes down the corner yelling help my nutsacks in the bike chain!" Looks like grandpa had an Athletic Ballsnatcher.

by Jack Smeoff August 1, 2012

Allstate wrestler

A guy that won't take no for an answer when it comes to getting insurance.

That's Matt the Allstate wrestler, he doesn't like it when people don't buy insurance. His coworkers remember him pinning a guy to the ground as a young man for trying to steal insurance, and the guy almost got away.

by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021

Ballsage

A massage applied to the balls.

Properly applied using the mouth.

Only applied to the balls, there is no fallace involved.

Guy: Dude, this camel ride on Trogdor was so rough, I need a ballsage

Girl (on knees with mouth open and arms raised in a heavenly fashion): I am ready to give you a ballsage.

by Charles Dickens iv August 6, 2010

ballswat

swatting one's balls with your hand.
see balltap

by B-Stange April 14, 2003