Ballcockery

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.

"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"

by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

ballcock

part in the toilet that lets in the water. also known as a fill valve.

my toilet keeps running. i need to fix the ballcock.

by plumber rick December 29, 2004

Balligan

A small rural hamlet located in the Ards Peninsula, Northern Ireland.

It has been fighting for its independence as a country for 4 years and has encountered stiff resistance from the local council in doing so, mainly because of the Balligan politians Fascist sympathys.

Its population is approximately 20 with its main religion being Ancient Norse.

The main and only political party is Robocracy and is controlled under a strict police state.

Wow! I wish I lived in Balligan!

by Konrad-Creeper March 26, 2011

ballinteer

A person who projects an image of high net worth, but in reality makes little to no money.

A: "Marquis seems like he's making a lot of money these days!"

B: "Nah, not really. He sure acts rich, but really he's just another ballinteer."

by Rory P. Wavecrest November 18, 2009

Ballin' Sauce

Adj. Something that is: cool, great, awesome, positive, or helpful.

Guy 1: Hey man, what did you get on your History test?
Guy 2: I got a 97
Guy 1: didn't you need an A to pass the class?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: Ballin' Sauce!

by MC Natedogg March 21, 2010

ballify

(verb). to imply how ballin one believes a person, place, or thing is, usually by creating a portmanteau of the subject, and the term "ballin".

1. (ballify'd video games) Ballin Effect, BallerStrike (BS), BallinCraft 2, Ballinfield: Ballin Company 2

2. (ballify'd persons) Barack Oballin, Kobe Ballant, Ballinye West

3. (ballify'd places) Los Ballgeles, Statue of Ballatry, Mount Ballinmore

by simply ballin January 17, 2011

ballgobbler

A woman who gobbles balls like a Hungry Hungry Hippo. Gobbles balls so good, may ingest them accidentally.

Amy asked if she could bite Charles' balls. She was definitely going to suck the fuck out of them, of that much she was certain, for she was a true ballgobbler.

by Twinfin Too August 8, 2018